Cerita Lucu Semoga Terhibur =))
bapak yang sedang menunggu bis di halte menegor anak kecil yang sedang merokok di sampingnya
bapak : kamu kelas berapa dik???
anak kecil : kelas 3 SD pak.
bapak : dari kapan kamu merokok??
anak kecil : dari kelas 1 SD.
bapak : kamu beli rokok pake uang jajan kamu??
anak kecil : iya pak..
bapak : kan sayang, dari pada kamu beliin rokok mendingan kamu tabung,.kan kalau tabungan kamu sudah banyak kamu bisa beli motor.
anak kecil : bapak tidak merokok??
bapak : oh, tentu tidak donk..
anak kecil : kok saya tidak melihat motor bapak??
bapak :?*^&%$
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ada sepasang cewe dan cowo yang saling mencintai
saking sukanya ke tuh cewe, si cowo rela mendonorkan darah nya
nahhh, tiba tiba si cewe minta putus tanpa sebab yang jelas...
si cowo marah, dan minta darahnya di balikin dunk...
si cewe bingung, dan dia akhirnya punya ide
dya mengambil softex yang di kenakanya sambil berkata..
"ney darah lo gw balikin, tapi gw cicil tiap bulan yaaaa"
!*^!&*(#^!&*($%!$^!()$^@*($!
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Lost – Michael Buble
I can’t believe it’s over
I watched the whole thing fall
And I never saw the writing that was on the wall
If I’d only knew
The days were slipping past
That the good things never last
That you were crying
Summer turned to winter
And the snow it turned to rain
And the rain turned into tears upon your face
I hardly recognized the girl you are today
And god I hope it’s not too late
It’s not too late
‘Cause you are not alone
I’m always there with you
And we’ll get lost together
Till the light comes pouring through
‘Cause when you feel like you’re done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you’re not lost
When your worlds crashing down
And you can’t bear the thought
I said, babe, you’re not lost
Life can show no mercy
It can tear your soul apart
It can make you feel like you’ve gone crazy
But you’re not
Things have seem to changed
There’s one thing that’s still the same
In my heart you have remained
And we can fly fly fly away
‘Cause you are not alone
And I am there with you
And we’ll get lost together
Till the light comes pouring through
‘Cause when you feel like you’re done
And the darkness has won
Babe, you’re not lost
When the worlds crashing down
And you can not bear the cross
I said, baby, you’re not lost
I said, baby, you’re not lost
I said, baby, you’re not lost
I said, baby, you’re not lost
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